Vaklam says "How many Begmans does it take to change a light bulb?"
Vaklam says "If you have to ask, you haven't TRIED HARD ENOUGH!"
Eric says "1 to verify the lightbulb has gone out with the Portable Photonic Deprivation Detector, three for form a Committee For the Development of a Galvanic Photoemission Sphere, and one more to flip the switch to 'On."
Vaklam says "None! A proper Begman is sufficiently ENLIGHTENED and needs no such thing."
Violet says "You know, most young people grab the Barcadi 151 and a lighter to make fireballs"
Violet says "Begmans make flamethrowers"